A ‘thieving little shit’, 15 years old, has requested he be released from custody because his girlfriend is expecting a baby. Yes. Heaven forbid he miss out on his share of the 4 grand!!
The youth faced charges of break, enter and steal (x3), theft, malicious damage and ‘borrowing’ a car. But he has a baby on the way. Surely that changes everything. Like hell. The baby would be better off without this champion for a father.
I can see it now.
Baby’s first word: steal
Baby’s first tooth: knocked out climbing through a window
Baby’s first birthday party: location - Cell 23
Baby’s Godfather: Magistrate Tony
Oh yes what a future. What do you want to be when you grow up kid? I wanna be a thieving vandal just like me dad. Awwwww. cute.
The magistrate, after stating the youth had ‘a disgraceful record’, revoked a suspended sentence and imposed a 10 month ‘Control Order’ (minimum 4 months).
That oughta lick him into shape. Nothing like being told to behave for 4 months to show you you can’t get away with crime.
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