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And no, I don’t mean Nicole Kidman’s baby… I mean a Lavington Style Sunday Roast…

A light blue station wagon was found ablaze in the park between Boomerang Drive and Dale Crescent early on the morning of Sunday 27th July 2008.

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A YOUNG Tasmanian family is living in conditions the RSPCA has deemed not fit for dogs.
For five months a family have been living in a broken down car in Devonport. The dogs were seized by the RSPCA, who have deemed the conditions unfit for the animals to live.
News.com would have us read this and […]

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The events of Australia Day 2008 highlighted (and in some ways brought to a head) the many nanga-related social problems that have plagued the border cities of Albury and Wodonga for decades.
After the usual “family day” celebrations held at Noreuil Park (on the Albury side of the river) the gathering erupted into an alcohol-fuelled […]

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Seems more wrongdoers were washed away by a flood, albeit on a much smaller scale than in the biblical tale of Noah’s Ark. A trio of oxygen thieves have been caught in floodwaters in a storm water drain in Sydney while vandalizing the drains with graffiti. These people were aged between 21 and […]

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Glenroy has always been Albury’s ghetto, but now residents have apparently had enough. Residents have approached the local MP, Greg Aplin, in order to overcome the situation, and hopefully have troublemakers evicted. Greg stated:
These juveniles are not learning respect, they’re not learning acceptable behavior and they will be embarking on a cycle, unfortunately, […]

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Poor Karron and five (of her seven) children are crammed into a tiny caravan. Ooh. Deja vu. Another family with more kids than they have room for. Yet surprisingly (or not) that didn’t stop her from having the latest offspring. In the van for 4 months, with a 5 month old […]

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A teenager on suspended provisional license died when the car he was driving (wtf?) crashed into a tree during a police pursuit in Albury. He was seen to be driving erratically and police in a marked police car attempted to pull him over. He sped off.
His family say the high speed chase, and consequently […]

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Another bloody genius. Family First senator, Steve Fielding, has proposed a new baby bonus bonus. His suggestion is a $10,000 bumper handout for the third child. The senator has dismissed concerns regarding people having kids for the cash, saying:
I don’t believe that is what is happening on the whole. For sure it […]

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Another crisis averted! Poor junkies had to resort to used syringes if they couldn’t get to a needle exchange. Well fret no more. These poor souls can now have fresh new syringes delivered, free of charge, in a flash!
Needles will be delivered to those requesting them faster than one can get a pizza if you […]

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This poor chap has been violated. Police raided his home and found a crossbow, nunchakas, stolen equipment including an NEC data projector, TV, video, digital cameras, cannabis and amphetamines.
So he has been convicted of weapons offences, drug offences, and stolen goods offences. And the sentence? A 12 month bond. Twelve whole months where he is […]

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