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Father of the year?

July 22nd, 2006 · No Comments

A ‘thieving little shit’, 15 years old, has requested he be released from custody because his girlfriend is expecting a baby. Yes. Heaven forbid he miss out on his share of the 4 grand!!
The youth faced charges of break, enter and steal (x3), theft, malicious damage and ‘borrowing’ a car. But he has a baby […]

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Government Bungle ?

July 1st, 2006 · No Comments

A Family of seven (you know where this is going already don’t you?), has been forced to squash into a small house because their application for a larger place was never processed. Who is forcing them? I’m sure there are cardboard boxes behind department stores if that would suit better. They are calling this a […]

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The Baby Boom or The Nanga Population Inflation

June 22nd, 2006 · No Comments

Today Tonight showed a wonderful insight to the caring young mothers who are having “one for the country” as Mr Costello suggested back in the 2004 budget.
We are of course referring to mothers as young as 14, who are not actually doing their bit for the country, but rather for the $3000 cash in hand […]

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When in Danger - Show em what you got

March 4th, 2006 · No Comments

Nangas are bad. This is beyond nanga even. A feral on a suspended sentance was seen wandering down the road, smacking her 8 year old daughter in the head before kicking her. When a woman living in the area tried to stop her, she was abused, spat at and punched in the face. When confronted […]

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Sole Parent Pensioners ripped off by the government

February 3rd, 2006 · No Comments

Here they are doing their bit for society by raising the next generation, and the cheap old nasty government cuts their sole parent pension and tells them they might have to go look for a job. First the government gives them three grand to have the kid then says go get a job. Poor buggers.
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Need a holiday? Stab someone.

August 22nd, 2005 · No Comments

Apparently prisoners are rewarded for ‘good behaviour’ while in detention. Trips to the snow, deep sea fishing, ten pin bowling, horse riding, sailing etc.
This has got to be a joke. I haven’t had time or money to do those things in the past few years. I’m too busy working to earn a living and be […]

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Not Enough Public Housing (or Too Many Breeders)

May 17th, 2005 · No Comments

Couples, families and individuals are being forced to bed-hop..Who’s forcing them ? The government, because there’s a public housing shortage. Erm.. So get a job ?
Apparently there are over 400 families in need of a home in a town near me. These poor sods are bed hopping. Being put up in refuges, caravan parks and […]

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Free home for being a nanga

April 4th, 2005 · No Comments

A nameless nanga family in Shepparton have been given their seventh government house. The house is a spacious $160,000 + home on it’s own hectare block, palm trees, and spa. YES. A SPA
The family have been given this house after they were evicted from previous homes for terrorising neighbors, destroying property etc. It was recommended […]

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