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These nangas are full time parents. And should one little nanga start school, it’s time to have another baby. These nangas are taking home a similar amount to money, to your average working person. Shall we work this out ?

• $350/fortnight for the nanga
• $130/fortnight for each kid under 13. say 3 kids (lets face it, there’s often 5 or more)
• $20/fortnight savings on healthcare
• $40/fortnight savings on petrol to drive to work
• $200/fortnight savings on accommodation, thanks to housing commission and/or rent assistance
• $1000 per fortnight…NET is what this equates to. For sitting around on their butts.

Of course, this is with a sole parent situation. A second parent adds another $350 to this. Oh and it doesn’t count maintenance if they’ve managed to hook a big one.

The biggest problem here is that, to the child brought up in this way, this looks like quite a lucrative form of employment…so breeders are breeding breeders.

And now, thanks to the 2004-2005 Australian federal budget, more breeders will appear, or suddenly try for more little cash cows. Now if you have a baby, the government will give you $3000. cash! Just for having a baby.

• There is no requirement that you are a employed or able to provide for the child. Never mind that the taxpayer will then have to fork out another $130+ per fortnight for the next 16 years for this kid.($54,000 before we count inflation etc)
• If you’ve already got 7 kids, it doesn’t matter! You can still have another. and get paid to do so.
• There is no requirement to raise the child to be a usefull member of society capably of working and paying taxes.

So what the government is saying is basically: Come work for us!!

• No entry requirements.
• No experience necessary.
• No age requirements. Start as soon as you can spit out a kid. Keep going till you can push no more.
• No standards or probationary employment period.
• No chance of losing the job.
• No limit to the number of positions vacant.

Strange. Every job I’ve been to has been completely opposite